Regimental Announcement Nr. 6

After the outstanding victory from Belgium over Brazil and its glue snorting favela inhabitants. Belgium faces a common enemy of all of us namely the French frogs. 

I expect and order every 87th Royal Irish Fusiliers, active or retired! To cheer on the Belgian team on Tuesday at 3pm EST and after its subsequent victory, cheer on the red devils in the final on the 15 of this month!

As we are portraying an Irish regiment and we do owe allegiance to the crown in some way we can’t deny that as an Irish regiment we secretly hope that the English will get beaten like the “black and tans” they are! I would like to make it clear to all of you English Tossers that you should all stop living in the past with your “coming home” song and start realizing that the cup aint be travelling over the channel!

CMOOON BELGIUM!!!!

Signed

POTUS

Captain, and red devil

2nd Battalion,

87th Royal Irish Fusiliers